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To comfort my little crying cousin about his bad grades, I told him I got bad grades too and look at how I'm doing now.

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I pushed my girlfriend a little too far this time and now I feel responsible after she ended up at the bottom of a cliff. NSFW

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He swore he could touch the alligator and leap away unscathed.

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I recently farted the other day.

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There is a thin line between loving life and hating it.

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My new puppy loves to chase people on roller skates.

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Women actually love having sex

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After days of painful constipation, the laxatives finally started to work, and I felt an indescribable relief.

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“I felt joy, and triumph as I killed the Greek war hero, Achilles!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To comfort my little crying cousin about his bad grades, I told him I got bad grades too and look at how I'm doing now.	128
[deleted by user]	128
I pushed my girlfriend a little too far this time and now I feel responsible after she ended up at the bottom of a cliff. NSFW	124
He swore he could touch the alligator and leap away unscathed.	123
I recently farted the other day.	123
There is a thin line between loving life and hating it.	117
My new puppy loves to chase people on roller skates.	116
Women actually love having sex	114
After days of painful constipation, the laxatives finally started to work, and I felt an indescribable relief.	107
“I felt joy, and triumph as I killed the Greek war hero, Achilles!”	106